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Technology That Sucks: A Mario Exposé

If there is one thing that kills my futuristic high, it’s lame ass technology. Tech designed from the ground up by imbeciles with the sole purpose of irking the crap out of me…

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Mario’s Top Ten Tech of the Weak

Yes, someone built a robot that can be controlled remotely via Twitter. And we all thought it would be Skynet that would destroy us all. Clearly, judgment day has a name and it is Twitter…

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3D Printer Can Build Houses. Homeless Population Still Can’t Afford Printers

Captain’s Blog – Stardate 51003.13.0657

A company in Italy has created an enormous printer capable of printing solid objects. The printer can read construction blueprints, and print out the pieces of the building one layer at a time.

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Captain’s Blog – Stardate 201003.05 – Bloom Box Energon Cubes, iPhone App Witch Hunt, & Mario’s Tech Tips

A scientist from Bloom Energy unveiled an energy cube the size of his forehead that can power a U.S. home. Much like the Energon cubes that Transformer “Soundwave” created, I think this guy’s invention is pure fiction…

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EXPO Webcomic #19 – ¡Mirelo!

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Captain’s Blog – Stardate 201002.19 – iPad Sucks (Power)

After being on staff for six months, it’s become apparent to me that the people I work with aren’t the most tech-savvy bunch. Without GPS, half of them couldn’t find their way to the office…

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“Modern Warfare 2” Game Sells $300 Million First Day – Game Death Toll Could Reach 1 Billion!

Breaking first day sales records set by “Grand Theft Auto IV”, this week’s release of “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2” has reached over $300 million in sales within the first 24 hours of its release…

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