Mission: IMPOSSIBLE

I’m Worried About Katie, Holmes.

Tiptoeing quickly and quietly in the early morning mist, actress Katie Holmes attempted another escape from the clutches of the Cruise compound. Moments after this photo was taken, however, poor Katie was once again recaptured and returned to her husband.

In a subsequent press release, her “agent” revealed that Ms. Holmes was merely “filming” a new “movie project.”

Gosh, Duhamel!

Amid persistent rumors of cheating on his wife (Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas) with an Atlanta stripper, the former LAS VEGAS star finds time to catch some rays poolside. Nothing new to report here, except to say that Josh Duhamel makes me transform in my pants. That is all.

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