I’m worried about you.

You know why? Because a lot of you think that AVATAR should have won the Oscar for Best Screenplay.

After attending the Oscars, the burning question in my mind is:
When are they going to have past Oscar recipients present for Best Film Song?!

I’m Worried About Katie, Holmes.

Tiptoeing quickly and quietly in the early morning mist, actress Katie Holmes attempted another escape from the clutches of the Cruise compound.

Sunday is Oscar night. Unfortunately, my invite was lost in the mail, but I’ve decided to go out there anyway for the after parties! According to Google Maps it will take me 1 day 22 hours to drive from Jersey to Hollywood, so I gotta leave within the next 15 mins if I’m gonna make it…

A scientist from Bloom Energy unveiled an energy cube the size of his forehead that can power a U.S. home. Much like the Energon cubes that Transformer “Soundwave” created, I think this guy’s invention is pure fiction…

The Chaser’s first hot-on for Mario was in 1998, when he appeared on a cable tv show about California cops on bikes.

Sure, the show was stupid, but The Chaser was fourteen at the time, and had a liking for the hot and spicy back then.

Who would win in a fight, Superman or Batman?
Fresh from his conflict with the Incredible Hulk, this time around the Man of Steel keeps it in the DC Comics family by going up against the Dark Knight Detective; not in a contest of strength, or a battle of wills, but for the COLLECTIBLE comic-book crown.

Word on the street is LeBron is leaving #23 behind.  He’s taking #6 out of respect for MJ, because, there’s only one MJ.  That strikes me as a little bit odd.  By the standards of modern basketball, the same ones that easily forget about legends like Bill Russell, Pistol Pete and even Larry Bird (memories [...]

One of the things Americans have accomplished
thus far in the twenty-first century
is identifying their capacity for mental laziness.

Chad Tate here and I can’t get me enough Fantasy Football.  When one season ends, I’m already scheming on picks and trades to get the collective pot of money from my boys.  I still play in a keeper league with my frat bros from college.  When we started in the days at the U, fifty [...]

Oooooooo,Ooooo
Man I Don’t Need No Hook For This Shit
Cuz Shawty Right There Is The Shit, The Shit
Shawty Is The Shit
Shawty You The Shit
The Shit
Shawty You The Shit
The Shit

Former Vice President Richard Bruce Cheney, otherwise known as “Dick”, was born on January 30, 1941.

In his sixty-nine years of life on Earth thus far, Mister Cheney has had five heart attacks.

Editor’s Note: This blog entry is a response to “Enough with the Profiling, Don’t You Have a Job to Do?” by Jamal Turner.  Devin Cho’s gossip will return next week.  Unless this is his last week.

It wasn’t until last week that I finally got to see the movie. My little cousin Tony brought a copy over and we watched it.

Man, what a kickass movie it was! I was expecting a kid’s movie, but what I got was the best war movie since Delta Force 2.

They bitch-slapped you, dude.

Lara Spencer and her crew of played out, permed up, tacky asses shamed you on national television…

…and you let them do it.

Dear Fatima:
I work as an assistant to an editor of a stylish monthly magazine. I love my job but whenever I accompany my boss to a photo op, be it a premiere, gallery event, etc., I am horrified to see that she is rocking counterfeit purses!

Comic-book sales these days are very low when compared to comics’ Golden Age, or Silver & Bronze Ages, or especially the “speculative investment years” of the Iron Pyrite Age. When asked about this at non-comics industry gatherings, I usually pointed to the overwhelming majority of comics featuring super-heroes as one of the main reasons [...]

Chad Tate here, reporting live (even if it’s after recovery from my hangover), from the Winter Olympics.
First, I just want to thank Jamal and the EXPO team for allowing me this opportunity to cover this historic event – all expenses paid AND the freedom and flexibility to choose my angle to write about.   Still don’t [...]

My mother’s name was SHONDRA PARKS. I call her Professor Mom.

She was born in the city of Philadelphia…

…and I was the pride, joy, and holy terror of her life.

Ever notice when you flip through one of your favorite monthly or quarterly magazines, that there are pages of pictures showing the editor-in-chief all hugged up with a celebrity like they were at a family reunion??

Katt Burglar?

Katt Williams was arrested for burglarizing a suburban Atlanta home. What’s going on here, Katt? I thought you were “allergic to stupid shit.” You don’t see Alonzo “Hamburger” Jones getting three years’ probation for misdemeanor carrying a concealed firearm in 2006, or narrowly avoiding more weapons charges…

SCORSESSI WEAVES A CONFUSING BLANKET OF UPS AND DOWNS THAT LEFT ME WONDERING WHAT WAS REAL AND WHAT WAS JUST IMAGINATION. I’M ALL FOR A GOOD MYSTERY, BUT THE ONLY MYSTERY HERE IS HOW THIS MOVIE WAS GREENLIT…

After being on staff for six months, it’s become apparent to me that the people I work with aren’t the most tech-savvy bunch. Without GPS, half of them couldn’t find their way to the office…

I used to want to sleep with Tiger Woods.
Why the hell not? He met all of The Chaser’s criteria.
Exceptional skill, money, golden skin, abs, aim, drive…love how those Nike shirts just accentuated his form.
Married? No problem.
All men cheat, so I could live with that.
Mistress? No problem.
All men cheat, so that’s expected.

Mistresses? All coming out of [...]

Comic-book purists will be the first to tell you when a movie based on a given comic-book title sucks.
Often, they will tell you this before the film has been COMPLETED, let alone released.
They can do this not because they are a kind of psychic Siskel or ESP-bert, but because of one, simple, and irrefutable [...]

Many of you have asked for my Twitter address so you can connect up, and while I appreciate the fact that you want to reach out, the simple fact of the matter is…
I don’t have time to “tweet”.
Yes, you read right.
“It only takes 140 characters of your time, girl.”
That’s what my friend Jackie said to [...]

Today’s rappers seem to have zero idea of how to command a stage.

It’s as if they’re just happy to be ON stage and mistakenly believe that the magic will happen all by itself…